The head bone is connected to the back bone..

I've been playing this cool online game called "Tibia" for the last like three hours. It's a free MMORPG I saw some guy in the library at school playing yesterday. I'm normally not one to go for "Everquest" type games, RPG's can be hectic enough as it is, never mind how chaotic it could become when you multiply the human factor by 826. (The number of people connected to the server I was just on.) I've always liked the idea of the MMORPG, but I've never really been able to play one, as almost all of them require a monthly fee, something I don't have money to pay. They aren't bad games, I just don't have the opportunity to play them because of the fees. Richie plays Everquest, and he turned out just fine.

I'm not quite sure how this game even got installed on my computer. I'm not saying that I actually don't know how it got there, I know I installed it, I just don't know why exactly. I'm glad I did, though, I've been having a hell of a lot of fun with it. I think I installed it because I say someone at school playing it from the library, and if there's a way to waste time during school, I'm there. I figured "Hey, if there are twenty-something servers filled with 800-something people each, the game has to be somewhat good. I would have to say that it is.

Let me tell you about this thing that happened to me and this other guy.

I was walking towards this place were there are lots of animals to kill, so I could get a bunch of HP replenishing food for a little exhibition I had planed to undertake. Whilst I was killing things, this guy noticed my deer-dominating prowess and asked if I would help him get and bail his buddy out of a cave someplace. It so happened his buddy charged in without looking to see how strong the monsters were and got his ass in one hell of a bad situation; keeping the monsters at bay with a ghetto-rigged wall of boxes. I didn't have anything to do, so I said I would help. We go to this cave to help this guy's friend. After wading through some tiny, insignificant rats and bugs, we get to the hole to go down to the next floor. The guy I'm with says that I'm stronger than he is, so I should go down and get his friend, he'll watch the hole and make sure nothing unsavory jumps down after me. I agree and hop in. I see this guy on the other side of this long room behind a wall of item boxes. I run up quickly and ask him what the deal is. I came to rescue him, but from the look of it, the only thing stopping him from leaving was the ghetto box-fort he had constructed around himself. He tells me that "they just sort of left". I was about to ask him what just sort of left when I hear my back-up yelling. "Hurry the hell up! Its turning into a really bad day up here!" I'm just like "What are you talking about!? We didn't see anything but Cave Rats on the way down here." He quickly yells. "Just pick up the pace!" I push the boxes out of the way and we bolt for the ladder. As soon as I get up the ladder I see that the entire damn floor is full of giant fucking spiders. I've seen these bastards before, you don't stand and fight these giant god-damn car sized spiders, you run, you run your ass off. The guy who had enlisted me for help walked behind me like he expected me to handle our new guests. I was like "What are you fools waiting for!? ROLL OUT!!!" I take off running and bust the hell up out the cave. The guy thanks me for helping him spring his friend, and tosses me a cool-looking sword for my trouble. I already had a weapon of higher caliber, so I just sold it for some phat loot. Phat loot I plan to spend on better arms so I don't have to run aways from damn spiders.

Goddamn spiders.

Yeah. All kinds of stuff happens.